My eye has finally gotten bigger then my stomach. Which is no small feat because my stomach is pretty.... well.... ummm.... protruding.
But I sat down to Thanksgiving dinner yesterday with a heaped up plate AND I only ate a few bites and I was full.
And it happened again this morning when I tried to eat stuffing and pumpkin pie with whipped cream for breakfast.
So what my Mom and Grandma used to tell me finally came true.
To be honest that kind of scares me.
Because they also told me if I swallowed watermelon seeds a watermelon would grow in my stomach. Which might, in part, explain the protruding stomach.
And they told me that swallowed chewing gum can take 100 years to digest. Which could also explain, in part, the protruding stomach.
Thank heavens I heeded their advice as a child about not crossing my eyes because heaven knows they would have definitely stayed that way.
I hope the giant eye syndrome doesn't happen to you. I'm thinking there is still time for you to change your ways!
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