Here's a little knock knock joke for you.
Because it's Leap Year.
And I know you want to celebrate with me.
You say, "Knock, Knock!"
Go! Really! It's your turn first.
"Knock, knock!" You say.
Wait! Wait! That's not right!
Let's start over.
I start first.
"Who's there?" you say.
"Mary who?" you say.
"Mary me and I'll love you forever!" I say.
Cute, wasn't it?
You can't roll your eyes at me, Missy. I warned you right in advance. I told you not to leap to any conclusions.
Sadly, even though I did a bunch of google searches I couldn't find a single Leap Year knock knock joke.
That's the VERY best I could come up with today.
Happy Leap Year anyway.