I am so cool!
I'm da man! (Ummmm.... OK, that one was a stretch!)
The good news is...
I am all done Christmas decorating for 2011!
Yesterday I decided it was time to take down all the stuff I just put up to make my house feel festive and filled with the holiday spirit and then I realized...
I would have to go out to the frigid garage (Is so! It's been in the 20's at night here in the low desert... so there!)...
...and find all the boxes I just took the stuff out of...
...and put all the stuff back in the boxes...
...and nag ... I mean... ummm.... sweetly encourage ... Mr. Jenny to put all the boxes back up...
...and then I'd have to find all the stuff I took down when I put all the stuff up in the first place...
I had a brilliant idea! I'm just going to re-arrange a few things and voila! 2011 decorating already achieved.
OK. Fine. Spoil Sport. You and Mr. Jenny are all kinds of negative at the start of 2011.
I'll take the dumb decorations down now.
I hope you're all happy.
But just so you know. I'm not singing any Christmas songs while I do it!
I'm going to be pouty and sulky and naughty and not nice.
It's not like Santa will remember my behaviour after 12 months have passed anyway.
PS. Just so Santa doesn't think I'm a liar, too, that's totally not my house. Mine is decorated wayyyyy better than that.
PPS. OK. It's not. But it could be if I tried harder. And moved. And hired a decorator.