Who the heck wrote this ridiculous prompt and made this sci-fi week.
Whoever did it deserves to be strung up by...
What a wonderfully fun week of sci-fi adventure here on Saturday Centus.
I give to you my unique 100 word story with the prompt hi-lighted. I'm certain you will enjoy this satirical literary masterpiece.
Should you wish to read other literary endeavors for this prompt, please click here.
Sci-fi?...mutter, mutter. Beam me up, Scottie...curse, curse.
OK, here ya go.
Prepare to be amazed.
Alien abductions are no laughing matter.
I have been confined to a room on the Mother Ship for so long I have almost forgotten my home.
I am cared for by strange short-legged creatures whose wide trousers trail onto the ground. Colored pictures cover their skin and many are controlled by brightly-colored rectangles with small cords that attach to their ears.
They ridicule and taunt me with inanities. “How are you today, Ms. Matlock?”
And then they bring out long syringes from behind their backs and shove brightly colored pills down my throat.
I am ready to return to Earth. Beam me up, Scottie.
PS. I hope this didn't hurt your eyes as much to read it, as it did my fingers to write it.
PPS. I'm sorry! I'm so, so, so very, very sorry. Please, please forgive me. Sci-Fi!!!!! So very, very, very, very sorry.