It was tough being the only fat one in a family filled with skinny-minnies.
I had planned to be much slimmer for the annual family reunion. Sadly, my intentions were bigger then the actual results, so it was just a matter of moments before my scrawny cousins were huddled together whispering. Snatches of their conversation drifted over to me… “Omar the Tentmaker…they raised the Titanic?…”
Damn them. I couldn’t help it if I had a slow metabolism. And if they kept watching me how was I ever going to be able to get some slices of Aunt Gertrude’s famous pies?
Suddenly I was seized with a brilliant idea!
I clapped my hands together. “I have an announcement everyone! “Surprise! I’m pregnant!”
My Aunt’s gathered around me. “Oh, what blessed news, dear. Here. Let me get you a piece of pie!”
I squinted my eyes meanly at my cousins. “Take that you skinny …”
Sorry readers. I ran out of words. You will have to imagine the final one. mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!