OK, you might want to know why.
And I'm willing to tell you.
I know you know this because I am willing to blather on about almost nothing for, oh say, three or four hundred words.
And guess what?
Today is no exception.
Only I'm gonna limit my words today because I have a date.
Yes, I do.
It's with my husband and our son and his girlfriend and we are going to see Guy Fieri.
And I need three or four hours to trowel some make-up on so I look like a hot middle-aged frumpy woman in case Guy wants to invite me on stage or something.
Just so you don't think I make stuff up... I give you these three photos as proof positive that Morgan might be right in taking out Nadias eye and ear.
This child sticks to Mo like a magnet.
I mean it.
Morgan cannot go anywhere without being closely followed and bullied by Nadia.
But, hey, a picture is worth a thousand words (which is a good thing...did I tell you about need a few hours to get ready to see Guy's roadshow at 7:30? Oh yea, I might have mentioned it a time or two earlier...sigh)
OK, hmmm.... yea, picture, thousands words, blah, blah, blah....
I mean...seriously. Anyone would want to hang out right next to this sweet little girl... And the stupid heart part?
Nadia was the only child with no-one there. Not a Mom. Not a Dad. Not a Grandma. Nobody.
So I helped her spread her chocolate frosting on her sugar cookie.
But don't tell Morgan, OK?
Cuz I think I need both eyes and both ears to go to Guy's Road Show tonight!
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