The Postmaster General announced today that the Post Office is officially financially viable for another year thanks to one person.
Yes, that person is me.
I have single-handedly cured the financial woes of the US Post office today by mailing about 47,123,605 boxes and cards. Don't roll your eyes.
It's true. Would the USPS have released that official picture above if it wasn't?
OK, well maybe it's only darned close to true.
Judging by my thumb being permanently locked in the rolling packing tape position AND my mouth hermetically sealed shut from licking and sealing so darned many envelopes.
And yes, you can say it out loud.
My husband is doing the dance of joy for a night of silence.
But the bad news is...
I can still type with my toes!
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