Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Saturday Centus - Week 3

This post is linked to Saturday Centus Week 2. A 100 word story based on a prompt. The prompt is in bold below.

I look back over my shoulder, squinting into the late afternoon sun, gawking with stunned alarm at the broad rolling muddy waters of the Mississippi.

This was going to be harder then I thought. I looked at the crowd of cheering rednecks, clutching sweating long-neck beers in meaty hands.

“OK, girl, get a grip,” I told myself.

I hadn’t shelled out almost 100 grand for my gastric bypass, tummy tuck, butt lift, and Double EE’s to be shy.

I stripped off my tight white tee-shirt and dove into the sticky brown mud with the other bikini clad Mississippi River Mudfest Wrestlers!


Make sure you read the rest of the story links HERE ! Don't be afraid to go look. None of the other ones are about middle aged frumpy women dreaming about having a mud wrestling body!

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27 comments:

The Quintessential Magpie said...

Ain't no way, girl! The mud in the Mississippi would be over your head, and there's catfish bigger than men living in the hollow logs along the bank! But it was funny anyhow! LOL!

XO,

Sheila :-)

Viki said...

OMG, LOL. I would never have expected this from YOU. I loved it. It was totally different than anyone else's. Great job!!

Jules said...

Perfect..........love it.

Cheryl said...

Ayuh, this is wikkid cool. Ayuh, tis right funny.

Vicki said...

Didn't surprise me....

You're a hoot Jenny (o:

Tina said...

Not quite what I expected from you...but totally fun!

Nancy's Notes said...

I am still giggling, you go girl! You have quite the imagination!! Love it!

Nancy

Sami said...

This is PERFECT!! Bahahaha!! Loved the rednecks part... hee haw indeed...

Christy said...

bwahahahahahahaha I totally wasnt expecting that! LOVE IT! I think I might print it out and post it on my fridge for when I need a laugh.

Busy Bee Suz said...

This is awesome!!!!! I love it. Great job Jenny.

Marlene said...

ROFL!!! I love surprises!!!!

Chatty Crone said...

That is the funniest story ever. sandie

Aunt Amelia's Attic said...

"Aunt Amelia" was here.

Which means I read and enjoyed and want to write a big Comment. But I can't stay on line, long enough to do so. -Bleahhh-

So I'm leaving this weird comment all over Pretty Blog Land.

Oh and it's HOT here, too!!! -Bleahhhh-

Sue said...

GREAT one, Jenny. Such fun.

=)

Ms. Anthropy said...

Now, THAT was good for a smile!

Jo said...

Jenny Jenny Jenny ... too hilarious!!

Lady Banana said...

Brilliant, how funny :)

Jennifer said...

Oh wow... That was too great.

JUST ME said...

I really liked that short story. Didn't see it coming from the first sentence at ALL. Awesome.

But I was distracted by the idea of someone having double E boobs. I just cannot IMAGINE.

...maybe I don't watch enough porn.

mbkatc230 said...

Well, well Jenny. I see your thunk in the head and raise you one :) Loved this! You had a totally different take on this - naturally! Thanks for the sweet comment, I was nervous as a cat before I hit the publish button! Kathy

Sandy Shin said...

There is so much voice and details in this short piece -- that's really wonderful! Loved it. :)

Melissa B. said...

Bravo! You kept it right at the Century Mark, and kept the drama, too. BTW, thanks for visiting on my BON Day!

Terra said...

Absolutely Priceless. I can't believe you got there with this. You amaze me. You truley do, and the image I have in my head right now of this gal (with cellulite on her thighs I am sure) is just well, just sick!!!

Fantastic Miss Jenny, I am sure Mister Jenny is smiling in his office saying "I married an amazing woman"

Terra said...

PS - aren't we on week 3? or is it really only the second?

cjschlottman said...

Terrific!! So visual..........and squishy.......

Tgoette said...

That was awesome, Jenny! You had me at Double EE's! What a great direction you took this prompt! I wish I would have thought of it! Or would that have been too weird?

Me said...

Love it!