Not quite a terrible, horrible, very bad, no good week...
...but darned close.
So, I wanted to write this long, whining post today so that you would all say..."poor Jenny, poor, poor Jenny" because frankly, a pity party sounded like a pretty festive event to attend.
And I told Mr. Jenny I was going to do this and he said, "Don't."
To which I queried, "Why not?"
To which he said, "Don't."
I went to bed last night without any post in mind, thwarted by Mr. Jenny's obvious need to control blog whining.
So he should not have been surprised at all when I woke him at 4:39 am to ask him this:
"If I can't write about my almost terrible, horrible, very bad, no good week what can I write about?"
And with his voice muffled by his pillow he replied, "Oh sheep! What time is it?"
So I thought and thought I really didn't want to write about sheep! So I poked him again.
And repeated my question.
And this time he replied with a muffled "zzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzzz..."
And I thought and thought but I really didn't want to write about bees either! So...
I have nothing to write about today.
Nothing, I tell you.
But don't be mad at me.
It is Mr. Jenny who deserves the anger.
No whining? Sheep and bees? Geez. How can anybody write with all those restrictions?
And just to salvage this post from total worthlessness...
I heard that remark you made under your breath just now, by the way...did you say "as if?"
As I was saying...to salvage this post I am going to end by telling you who the winner of the Alphabe-Thursday giveaway is for the letters: N, O, P, Q!
True Random Number Generator
Link 6 is this one from Julie! from her Abecedarium of demise series!
Julie, e-mail me and we'll set up your prize!
And now I am off...to wrap up this almost terrible, horrible, very bad, no good week.
And just so you know...
No husbands were sleep deprived for the making of this post. He conked back out and slept for another couple of hours.